i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize