school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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