How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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