question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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