Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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