she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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