i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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