everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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