This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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