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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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