i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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