We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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