its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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