He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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