People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
