Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Everything about him screamed your future.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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