all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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