when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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