I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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