You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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