I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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