I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
did i just pee glitter
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
How naked do you want me to be?
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