thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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