Where did you get a picture of my penis
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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