who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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