Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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