Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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