look no pants
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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