I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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