Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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