I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Oh god it's open bar.
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