Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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