Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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