just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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