I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Two words: blizzard sex
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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