Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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