Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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