Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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