would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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