found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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