And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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