pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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