I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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