I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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