I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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