you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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