# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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