called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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