She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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