why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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