is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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