Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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