He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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