You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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