it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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